Thursday, May 14, 2009

Crime Prevention or anti-female discrimination?

You've gotta love crazy feminists at times. The ladies of Salon's Broadsheet have taken time out from mocking Bristol Palin and rewriting Catholic theology to suit themselves to highlight one of the most serious and troubling issues of our time: the shocking lack of free advertising for hookers.

Craigslist recently announced it was closing its exotic services section after the 'Craigslist Killer' used the section to target prostitutes on the site. Instead of the old system, Craigslist will now offer an adult area with ads at $10 which will be closely screened for "illegal services," in theory to protect sex workers from potential serial killers. And the women of Broadsheet are demanding to know: "Where will these women find johns?"

Yes, the problem of where people committing crimes can find the clients needed to commit more crimes is indeed cause for concern. One could even ask how Craigslist could be so mean – closing down prostitution in an attempt to protect both the sex workers and Craigslist itself? How horrid!

Tracy Clark-Flory goes on to complain that now prostitutes will have to again take to the streets: "screening clients from behind a computer screen...allows workers to negotiate the 'what, when, where and how much' of the transaction without having to rush to avoid being spotted by cops." Can you imagine the audacity of Craigslist, not helping hookers avoid the cops. I tell you, this country is going to the dogs. Back in my day, internet providers would never have dreamed of preventing crimes.

Clark-Flory also provides us with the saddening story of self-described "educated whore, urban geisha" Mariko Passion, who has to pay a whole $85 to advertise her illegal services in L.A. Weekly. I'm sure that all the people who've been laid off in the economic downturn feel their hearts going out to Passion, who's blatant disregard of the law is rewarded with punishing advertising fees...which are pretty much comparable to how much many people pay to commute to work. It's a tough life. Perhaps Passion should call Ashley Dupre, who seems to have got the pricing model thing down....

Perhaps if Clark-Flory wanted to actually help the women who out of desperation turn to prostitution, she could write about adult education programs or complain about the shockingly low federal minimum wage, both of which could actually improve people's lives. But really, how do you get all righteously indignant about a business ceasing to provide a service that helps people break federal and state laws? Cuz I call that responsible business practice...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

No Release of Torture Photos, No Cry

It's been a while, so if anyone reads this, sorry. I've been trying to withhold cynical judgment of Obama (hope and change and all that nonsense) but he's been making it hard on me. He-Who-Must-Cause-Change reversed his previous position, deciding that photos of US soldiers torturing prisoners should not be released because they would "further inflame anti-American opinion."

You know what else might be inflaming anti-American opinion? American soldiers torturing people. Just a thought....

AP reports that US military commanders have suggested that releasing these photos might cause damage "especially as the US tries to wind down the Iraq war and step up operations against the Taliban and al-Qaida in Afghanistan." Seemingly Obama agrees and further said the photos had already served their purpose since a "small number of individuals" have been investigated. He also said that this "is not a situation in which the Pentagon has concealed or sought to justify inappropriate action..."

I'm a wee bit confused here. A bunch officers in the military brass who in likelihood may have known or even authorised torture now say that releasing evidence of this behaviour is suddenly damaging to national security, and hey, a few fall guys got ten years in prison so what's the big deal seems an awful lot like the Pentagon trying to conceal inappropriate action to me.

But let's take them all at their words. They would never conceal naughtiness, they are just trying to make sure America gets Universal Prom King next year. So here's an idea – one that would cause a huge, huge reduction in anti-Americanism around the world – send all the soldiers responsible for torture or other breaches of the Geneva Conventions to the International Criminal Court in the Hague! By submitting to the very international law we use to justify regime change and sanctions, America could go a long way towards showing that a. Torture is not ok and b. Even the US is subject to the law.

However, that seems unlikely – but a girl can dream.

But don't you think these torturers will get away with it. After all, The Changer-in-Chief did say, with wrist-slapping firmness, "any abuse of detainees is unacceptable...it will not be tolerated." Unless by tolerated you mean covered up and not prosecuted...

It should perhaps be noted that one of the generals against the release of the photos is none other than General David McKiernan, the former top general in Afghanistan. You know, the one who is losing a war against guys with Kalashnikovs and pickup trucks who want to return the earth to 7th century Saudi Arabia. Clearly, the kind of strategic thinker we should be working with...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

In light of the economic crisis, the crisis in Gaza, the soon-to-be crisis in Pakistan, the on-going crisis in Afghanistan, and all other of the numerous world problems of epic proportions, one cannot help but wonder why everything seems to have gone so wrong.


 

Well, wonder no more. I have discovered the answer. It is a simple but overlooked one – people, fundamentally are morons. Some people will argue this is too harsh, etc, but I have proof and its name is "F*** My Life."


 

"F*** My Life" is a website where hapless users post stories of their pathetic hardships. These people are pretty much in-of-themselves the reason Churchill famously said "democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the rest." Read, weep and feel slightly better about your day:


 

Today, I couldn't answer almost everyone question in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML

Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness. I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost my train of thought. My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML

Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said "We're not ready for our table yet". Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend who I've met several times. FML

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML


 

(Note – all misspellings and grammatical errors are taken directly from the posts)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You can't handle the truth, IRS

On Wednesday, Switzerland's biggest bank, UBS, agreed to pay a $780 million fine and hand over the names of 250 US tax exiles in response to the Obama administration's efforts to push the Swiss to stop sheltering tax cheats.

Sadly, as with pretty much else that Obama has been up to recently, the 'end secret Swiss banking' plan seems to be more bark than bite, and not particularly well thought out.

After UBS agreed to pay the fine, the Swiss far right populist Swiss People's Party is urging Switzerland should refuse to take former Guantanamo detainees as previously promised. The SVP also said that Switzerland should stop representing the US in countries where the US has no diplomatic presence and encouraged the Swiss government to ban the sales of US funds.

So we get 250 tax cheats and the potential to reclaim taxes on approximately $14 billion (in other words, the cost of 30 minutes of the Iraq war - $720 million a day). And in return, we piss off a country that should be impossible to piss off - come on, it's the most neutral state since William Tell - get stuck with the shame of not being able to close Guantanamo properly, lose diplomatic representation in several helpful places and look a bit petty. Don't the Obama people watch Deal or No Deal? This is a bad one.

And of course, there is also the fact that people with big money don't put it in Switzerland anyways. As any self-respecting billionaire tax cheat would tell you, the real place to hide your money is Liechtenstein....

Sunday, February 8, 2009

When Not to Speak

Welcome back – it’s been a while, so anyone who is still here – thanks!

According to John McCain, Democrats in Congress are “no more open to input from the opposing party than the GOP.”

I always think that public speaking classes miss a key point – most people get the talking part, what you should be teaching them is when to shut up.

Seriously, John – they’re as bad as we are! Brilliant criticism. Not necessarily without merit, but for PR purposes, you might at least want to go with ‘they are worse than we were.’ Just a thought.

Monday, February 2, 2009

When Shoes Fly

Now, I know it is a little early in the year to be analysing trends, but with one this amusing, I really couldn’t help myself:

Shoe Throwing as protest

Only a few months ago, former (cue Hallelujah chorus) president Bush narrowly dodged a flying shoe thrown by a disgruntled Iraqi journalist, and only yesterday, Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao managed to miss another flying shoe while speaking at Cambridge.

A male student with a German accent (according to the Times) lobbed the projectile while shouting “How can this university prostitute itself with this dictator?” He added “How can you listen to these lies?”

Wen seemed calm after the incident, according to the Times, and continued with his lecture.

There is no word as yet on whether the shoe thrower was in fact Prince Charles.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Houston, we have a problem...we accidentally hit the UN

After a 22-day offensive against Gaza, Israel has declared a cease-fire. Prime Minister Ehud Olmert (you may remember him as the genius who started the 2006 war in Lebanon) told AP, “Our goals as they were set at the beginning of the operation were fully realized, and even more than that.”

World leader to human translation – We didn’t actually have a plan, we were just ticked off, but then we realized that no one wanted to sit with us at lunch anymore.

Olmert further said “Hamas was hit hard, in its military (read hospitals) and in its government (read schools) institutions.”

Since the offensive began on December 27, both sides have suffered heavy losses. Dead Palestinians – more than 1,100. Dead Israelis – 13.

If we have learned anything from Israel’s unilateral ceasefire, it is an exact mathematical formula for predicting the end of Israeli military action:
[(who started it) / (who started it last time)] + [(number of Israeli dead) x 84] + [(world approval rating/100)] + [(number of UN facilities bombed) x (number of schools or hospitals bombed) x (use of illegal weapons)] = end of military action

Camp David, you now know who to call.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Oh dear...

Reprint from the Times:

Hill of Shame where Gaza bombing is spectator sport -
A beauty spot has turned into a vantage point for viewing of Israel's bombardment of the Gaza Strip

In times of peace Parash Hill is a beauty spot where Israelis from the nearby town of Sderot come to picnic and enjoy the magnificent view across a nature reserve and bright green fields to distant Gaza City and, beyond, the deep blue Mediterranean.

There are benches for sightseers, a swing, a sculpture of a man on horseback and fences to stop children tumbling down the steep northern slope.

Today the hill attracts a very different sort of visitor — the ghoulish and vengeful, the curious and anguished, not to mention television crews. They come not to enjoy the flowers or birdsong, but for a spectacular panoramic view of Israel's relentless bombardment of the Gaza Strip. It is, for those that like that sort of thing, the ultimate spectator sport.

Armed with binoculars and zoom lenses, they watch F16 aircraft streak across the sky, trailing flares, before unleashing their missiles on one of the distant white buildings.
Periodically the air reverberates with the boom of artillery fire and a few seconds later another plume of smoke rises amid the densely packed apartment blocks on the skyline. Apache helicopter gunships attack unseen targets. A whine betrays an unmanned drone circling overhead.

Now and again the fire comes the other way. There is a flash, and a Qassam rocket trailing smoke arcs up towards Sderot, Ashkelon or one of the other settlements of southern Israel. In no time Israeli shells rain down.

The disapproving have renamed Parash Hill the “Hill of Shame”, and some visitors undoubtedly come for the thrill. “People in Israel are addicted to violence,” Eran Shalev, 27, a student, said as he surveyed the crowd on the hilltop. “The way we try to resolve everything with force is not the right way to do it.”

But most have been on the receiving end of the Hamas rockets. Most know people who have been killed, injured or had their homes destroyed by rockets over the past eight years. Most are worn out by the 15-second warnings that send them rushing to shelters several times each day.

Rafi Twitto was watching the offensive yesterday with his wife, Iris. From his belt hung a photograph of his son, Osher, nine, who had a leg blown off by a Qassam rocket 11 months ago. “I'm glad Hamas is being destroyed but sad that women and children are suffering,” he said. “But when they grow up they'll also probably be terrorists. They are taught very early to hate Israelis and how to hold weapons.” Iris agreed. “If I could have, I'd have gone in with our soldiers.”

David Kunin, 26, an ultra-Orthodox Jew with long black beard and coat, had come to the hill to take pictures. He said that a rocket shattered the windows of his home in Ashdod last week. “Of course I'm happy,” he replied when asked how he felt as he watched the bombardment.

“It would be better if innocent civilians weren't hurt, but the ones who co-operate with Hamas - that's their problem.”

Others were clearly distressed. Tanya Zaltzman, 44, a teacher who emigrated from Russia 20 years ago, was there with her boyfriend. One of her students was killed by a rocket last March. Her soldier son had just left Gaza and several of his comrades had been injured. “I think Hamas is a terrorist organisation and there's no other way to treat it,” she said, but continued: “When I see how many people and children are being killed in Gaza I feel very unhappy.”


You can of course debate the legitimacy/morality/international legality of the Israeli strikes on Gaza (although I still maintain, as per this morning's news, that shelling UN compounds with illegal weapons = truly moronic idea), but this behaviour is truly disgraceful.

Ignore the man behind the curtain....

A military judge appointed by the Bush administration to try suspects in Guantanamo Bay admitted that the United States tortured a Saudi prisoner, Mohammed al-Qahtani, in 2002 – the first official to admit that the US had tortured prisoners.

Which ranks right up there on the surprise-o-meter as a little less surprising than when Clay Aitken announced he was gay (yes, there was an element of doubt there – he could have been bi!).

According to Crawford, “We tortured Qahtani. His treatment met the legal definition of torture, and that’s why I did not refer the case (for prosecution).” According to Qahtani’s statement, he was beaten, restrained in uncomfortable positions for hours, threatened with dogs, exposed to loud music, exposed to extreme cold and stripped in front of female soldiers.

Of course, the Bush administration in the form of press secretary Dana Perino continues to maintain that the US does not torture people: “it has never been the policy of this president or this administration to torture.”

Possibly because the only thing they still recognize as torture is losing to the Democrats.....

Do you think that anyone at the White House realizes that absolutely no one who has ever been within 50 yards of a news source believes them on this or any other issue?

In related, and similarly disappointing news, president-elect Obama has indicated that he intends to try some of the suspects currently held at Gitmo in US courts (despite the rather telling point that despite torture, they still haven’t been able to make cases against these guys for years). He recently told ABC: “It is more difficult (to close Gitmo) than I think a lot of people realize...part of the challenge that you have is that you have a bunch of folks that have been detained, many of whom may be very dangerous, who have not been put on trial...and some of the evidence against them may be tainted, even though it’s true.”

Legal lesson numero uno (I really had my hopes up guys, I did not think I was going to have to provide this kinda stuff to someone who went to law school!) – Evidence that is tainted, by nature, cannot be said to be true. Evidence obtained under torture is notoriously and universally (in the civilized world anyways) known to illicit unreliable information.

Legal lesson numero dos – Even if you could prove that all evidence obtained under torture was correct (good luck there...), you cannot use it in a US court (under US law) or an international or military court (under International law).

Brain teaser of the morning –
a.The Bush administration fired a considerable number of Arabic translators under Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (cuz gays definitely cannot understand foreign languages, right? ).
b.520 people were arrested and put in Guantanamo Bay under suspicion of being terrorists.
c.Years on, we cannot actually try many/all of them because of lack of evidence/evidence obtained under torture.

Using the above information, calculate the odds that some of the detainees are innocents accidentally arrested by our famously incompetent (and interpreter-lacking) intelligence forces, thus the lack of evidence.

Brain teaser number 2 – Calculate how fun it is gonna be to travel to foreign countries once it become apparent that the-wonderful-great-amazing-saviour-of-the-political-world (i.e. Barack Obama) intends to prosecute people in US courts using evidence obtained under torture.

In other news, American purchases of Canadian flags looks set to sky-rocket.

Growing up Adolf

A few months ago, a New Jersey family made the news when ShopRite refused to put the son's name on his third birthday cake. The blond, blue-eyed three year old is named Adolf Hiterl Campbell. Last night, little Adolf and his two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (named for Heinrich Himmler), were removed from their parents' custody by the New Jersey Youth and Family Services.

According to local police Sgt. John Harris, the children were not removed because of their names.

Not that that would not be enough of a reason, however. Seriously, Adolf Hitler? JoyceLynn Aryan Nation? If that doesn't demonstrate parental unfitness, what on earth does?

The children's father, Heath Campbell, was outraged by the furor over the children's names (as people who name their children idiotic things always seem to be), and said, "I get a hard time. It's not fair to my children. How can a name be offensive?"

Oh a rose by any other name....

Also typically, Heath Campbell insists that his family is not racist, although the hosue has swastikas in every room, Heath wears the boots of a Nazi soldier, claims descent from a mamber of the Schutzstaffel, and does not believe in mixing of races.

Um...am I confused on what racist means again? (Guess I'd better ask Rush Limbaugh....)

The NJ Youth and Family Services people absolutely insist that the children's removal really, truly, cross-our-hearts-and-hope-to-die had nothing to do with their *cough post-traumatic stress/therapy inducing* names, but will not reveal the real nature of the complaint.

However, stories like this do almost make me long for the supreme logic that is the French list of approved names. If it ain't on the list, you cannot attempt to force your child through decades of therapy...

Anyways, this is just to remind all of us who thought that the economic crisis was bad - well, it is, but you could be named Hitler. Try finding a job with that name in any economy!

Monday, January 12, 2009

National Make Morons into War Correspondents Day

So Joe the Plumber, a “journalist” for the respected news outlet Pajamas Media (target demographic – overweight 35 year old men who live with their mothers and bubbly 14 year old girls who like gingham) believes that “media should be abolished from, you know, reporting.”

So does that mean he doesn’t enjoy being Pajamas Media’s intrepid war correspondent? Because I’m pretty sure he just opined himself out of a job...

Well, he would have if anyone took him seriously.

In this testament to human stupidity, Joe added, “I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report what’s happening day-to-day, you make a big deal out of it. I liked back in WWI and WWII, when you’d got to the theatre and you’d see your troops on the screen...now everyone’s got an opinion.”
The shock, the horror – the media reports on what’s happening day-to-day? They make a big deal out of war? People have opinions?

It’s amazing the earth is still spinning.

If he believes in that....

John McCain, this is your fault. You made this man a...well, I’d say celebrity, but that would be a little too magnanimous. Why would you do that?

As for Joe the Plumber, although the year has just begun, I do believe you are in the running to win the 2009 World’s Stupidest Person award. Keep up the trashy, anti-intellectual, completely fatuous work that you do, and you might just win.

The real question is now one of math. If the wave of pro-American feeling inspired by the election of Barack Obama is o, and the wave of anti-American feeling that has/will be inspired by Joe the Moron is j, and the Ugly American quotient is U, then I believe the formula looks rather like this:

(U + o/j)/100 = percent of the world that thinks we are all morons.

So to improve things, Joe, if you could do it back in whatever provincial backwater you came from, though, that would be greatly appreciated.

Recess - the DC edition

As anyone who has seen Frost Nixon knows, in 1974 Gerald Ford gave former president Richard Nixon a full pardon for the many "alleged" crimes Nixon committed while in office. Ford believed that the pardon would help move America beyond the one political scandal to beat them all – Watergate.

Apparently, Ford misjudged – he subsequently lost the 1976 election largely because of his pardon. At the time, the New York Times called the pardon “a profoundly unwise, divisive and unjust act (that destroyed Ford’s) credibility as a man of judgment, candor and competence.”

In other news, President-elect Obama told George Stephanopoulos, when asked about prosecuting Bush administration officials, that he has “a belief that we need to look forward as opposed to looking backwards....you’ve got extraordinarily talented people who are working very hard to keep Americans safe. I don’t want them to suddenly feel like they’ve got to spend all their time looking over their shoulders and lawyering up.”

But surely that’s the point where (at least, according to the essential documentary of the US legal system that is Law and Order) you tell the suspects that if they didn’t break the law, they should have nothing to worry about?
Anyways, just wanted to take the opportunity to remind Obama that we’re not asking him to prosecute the popular girls for being mean to him at recess. So when he says “when it comes to national security, what we have to focus on is getting things right in the future as opposed to looking at what we got wrong in the past,” he completely misses the point. People’s lives have been ruined by the illegal actions of some of these people, and America’s image has certainly been hugely tarnished by them.

We owe it to the victims and to the ideal of what the US is supposed to be to prosecute those who break our laws, particularly laws to do with how we enter into and fight wars and treat prisoners. Also, given our role in encouraging (and rightly so) the prosecutions of Serbian and Rwandan war criminals and our refusal to become members of the International Court of Justice, we have to demonstrate that we are willing to prosecute our own citizens when they break the law.

Gerald Ford chose not to prosecute an important government official; as a result, he lost his credibility, his election and America’s respect. If Obama makes the same mistake (and arguably over a much larger crime), he will lose not only personal respect (seriously, guys, there is this idea in politics that it is hugely moronic to piss off your base) but will also respect for America around the world.
So, my New Year’s advice for Obama (as, it seems, for all Democratic politicians) is to grow some cajones and then use them to actually uphold the Constitution and put those who do not away (far, far away – like Gitmo).

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Post of the week

Courtesy of Salon.com and Glenn Greenwald

Sunday Jan. 4, 2009 06:10 EST
Orwell, blinding tribalism, selective Terrorism, and Israel/Gaza

(updated below)

Former McCain-Palin campaign spokesman and current Weekly Standard editor Michael Goldfarb notes that Israel, a couple of days ago, dropped a 2,000-pound bomb on a Gazan home which killed a top Hamas leader . . . in addition to 18 others, including his four wives and nine of his children. About the killing of those innocent civilians, Goldfarb writes (h/t John Cole via email):

The fight against Islamic radicals always seems to come around to whether or not they can, in fact, be deterred, because it's not clear that they are rational, at least not like us. But to wipe out a man's entire family, it's hard to imagine that doesn't give his colleagues at least a moment's pause. Perhaps it will make the leadership of Hamas rethink the wisdom of sparking an open confrontation with Israel under the current conditions.

That, of course, is just a slightly less profane version of Marty Peretz's chest-beating proclamation that the great value of the attack on Gaza is to teach those Arabs a lesson: "do not fuck with the Jews."

There are few concepts more elastic and subject to exploitation than "Terrorism," the all-purpose justifying and fear-mongering term. But if it means anything, it means exactly the mindset which Goldfarb is expressing: slaughtering innocent civilians in order to "send a message," to "deter" political actors by making them fear that continuing on the same course will result in the deaths of civilians and -- best of all, from the Terrorist's perspective -- even their own children and other family members.

To the Terrorist, by definition, that innocent civilians and even children are killed isn't a regrettable cost of taking military action. It's not a cost at all. It's a benefit. It has strategic value. Goldfarb explicitly says this: "to wipe out a man's entire family, it's hard to imagine that doesn't give his colleagues at least a moment's pause."

That, of course, is the very same logic that leads Hamas to send suicide bombers to slaughter Israeli teenagers in pizza parlors and on buses and to shoot rockets into their homes. It's the logic that leads Al Qaeda to fly civilian-filled airplanes into civilian-filled office buildings. And it's the logic that leads infinitely weak and deranged people like Goldfarb and Peretz to find value in the killing of innocent Palestinians, including -- one might say, at least in Goldfarb's case: especially -- children.

* * * * *

One should be clear that this sociopathic indifference to (or even celebration over) the deaths of Palestinian civilians isn't representative of all supporters of the Israeli attack on Gaza. It's unfair to use the Goldfarb/Peretz pathology to impugn all supporters of the Israeli attack. It's certainly possible to support the Israeli offensive despite the deaths of these civilians, to truly lament the suffering of innocent Palestinians but still find the war, on balance, to be justifiable.

Those who favor the attack on Gaza due to that calculus are certainly misguided about the likely outcome. And many war supporters who fall into this more benign category are guilty of insufficiently weighing the deaths of Palestinian innocents and, relatedly, of such overwhelming emotional and cultural attachment to Israel and Israelis that they long ago ceased viewing this conflict with any remnant of objectivity.

I can't express how many emails I've received in the last week from people identifying themselves as "liberals" (and, overwhelmingly, American Jews); telling me that they agree with my views in almost all areas other than Israel; and then self-righteously insisting that I imagine what it's like to live in Southern Israel with incoming rocket fire from Hamas, as though that will change my views on the Israel/Gaza war. Obviously, it's not difficult to imagine the understandable rage that Israelis feel when learning of another attack on Israeli civilians, in exactly the way that American rage over the 9/11 attacks was understandable. But just as that American anger didn't justify anything and everything that followed, the fact that there are indefensible attacks on Israeli civilians doesn't render the (far more lethal) attacks on Gaza either wise or just -- as numerous Jewish residents of Sderot themselves are courageously arguing in opposing the Israeli attack.

More to the point: for those who insist that others put themselves in the position of a resident of Sderot -- as though that will, by itself, prove the justifiability of the Israeli attack -- the idea literally never occurs to them that they ought to imagine what it's like to live under foreign occupation for 4 decades (and, despite the 2005 "withdrawal from Gaza," Israel continues to occupy and expand its settlements on Palestinian land and to control and severely restrict many key aspects of Gazan life). No thought is given to what it is like, what emotions it generates, what horrible acts start to appear justifiable, when you have a hostile foreign army control your borders and airspace and internal affairs for 40 years, one which builds walls around you, imposes the most intensely humiliating conditions on your daily life, blockades your land so that you're barred from exiting and prevented from accessing basic nutrition and medical needs for your children to the point where a substantial portion of the underage population suffers from stunted growth.

So extreme is their emotional identification with one side (Israel) that it literally never occurs to them to give any thought to any of that, to imagine what it's like to live in those circumstances. Nor does this thought occur to them:

I was trained from an early age to view this group as my group, to identify with them emotionally, culturally, religiously. Maybe that -- and not an objective assessment of these events -- is why I continuously side with that group and see everything from its perspective and justify whatever it does, why I find the Dick Cheney/Weekly Standard/neoconservative worldview repellent in every situation except when it comes to Israel, when I suddenly find it wise and vigorously embrace it.

Those who defend American actions in every case, or who find justification in attacks on Israeli civilians, or who find simplistic moral clarity in a whole range of other complex and protracted disputes where all sides share infinite blame, are often guilty of the same refusal/inability to at least try to minimize this sort of ingrained tribalistic blindness.

* * * * *

Still, there is a substantial difference between, on the one hand, basically well-intentioned people who are guilty of excessive emotional and cultural identification with one side of the dispute and, on the other, those who adopt the Goldfarb/Peretz psychopathic derangement of belittling rage over widespread civilian deaths as mere "whining" or even something to view as a strategic asset. The latter group is a subset of war supporters and evinces every defining attribute of the Terrorist.

Those who giddily support not just civilian deaths in Gaza but every actual and proposed attack on Arab/Muslim countries -- from the war in Iraq to the Israeli invasion of Lebanon to the proposed attacks on Iran and Syria and even continued escalation in Afghanistan -- are able to do so because they don't really see the Muslims they want to kill as being fully human. For obvious reasons, one typically finds this full-scale version of sociopathic indifference -- this perception of brutal war as a blood-pumping and exciting instrument for feeling vicarious sensations of power and strength from a safe distance -- in the society's weakest, most frightened, and most insecure individuals.

Here's right-wing blogger (and law professor) Glenn Reynolds revealing that wretched mindset for all to see:

“Cycles of violence” continue until one side wins decisively. Personally, I’d rather that were the Israelis, since they’re civilized people and not barbarians.

Or, as Goldfarb put it: "it's not clear that they are rational, at least not like us."

If you see Palestinians as something less than civilized human beings: as "barbarians" -- just as if you see Americans as infidels warring with God or Jews as sub-human rats -- then it naturally follows that civilian deaths are irrelevant, perhaps even something to cheer. For people who think that way, arguments about "proportionality" won't even begin to resonate -- such concepts can't even be understood -- because the core premise, that excessive civilian deaths are horrible and should be avoided at all costs, isn't accepted. Why should a superior, civilized, peaceful society allow the welfare of violent, hateful barbarians to interfere with its objectives? How can the deaths or suffering of thousands of barbarians ever be weighed against the death of even a single civilized person?

So many of these conflicts -- one might say almost all of them -- end up shaped by the same virtually universal deficiency: excessive tribalistic identification (i.e.: the group with which I was trained to identify is right and good and just and my group's enemy is bad and wrong and violent), which causes people to view the world only from the perspective of their side, to believe that X is good when they do it and evil when it's done to them. X can be torture, or the killing of civilians in order to "send a message" (i.e., Terrorism), or invading and occupying other people's land, or using massive lethal force against defenseless populations, or seeing one's own side as composed of real humans and the other side as sub-human, evil barbarians. As George Orwell wrote in Notes on Nationalism -- with perfect prescience to today's endless conflicts (h/t Hume's Ghost):

All nationalists have the power of not seeing resemblances between similar sets of facts. A British Tory will defend self-determination in Europe and oppose it in India with no feeling of inconsistency. Actions are held to be good or bad, not on their own merits, but according to who does them, and there is almost no kind of outrage — torture, the use of hostages, forced labour, mass deportations, imprisonment without trial, forgery, assassination, the bombing of civilians — which does not change its moral colour when it is committed by ‘our’ side ... The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them

For those who evaluate moral questions from that blindingly self-regarding perspective, anything and everything becomes easily justifiable.



UPDATE: The Israeli Supreme Court several days ago ordered the Government to allow reporters into Gaza, yet Israel continues to block all journalists from entering. The reason, as casual_observer notes in comments, is clear:

The reason Israel has done this must be that they will do whatever they must--including ignoring their own high court--to limit evidence that Gazans are indeed human beings and that they are suffering the horrors that occur when war is unleashed on densely-packed urban civilians.

Israel knows full well that reporting from Gaza turns Gazans from vague abstractions to suffering human beings. And they will not allow that reality to be communicated to the world.

Especially in the American media, there is a constant focus on the effects on civilians from the rocket attacks on Southern Israelis -- as well there should be, since that is an important part of the debate. But everyone should also be permitted to view the devastating effects on actual human beings from these Israeli bombing and artillery raids in Gaza. This truly horrific video -- purportedly of a recent Israeli bombing of a civilian Gazan market -- has been widely cited. I can't and don't vouch for its authenticity (UPDATE: there's good reason to believe it's not from an Israeli attack), but it's certainly reflective of the carnage in Gaza. It's much easier to undervalue the suffering imposed on The Other when you don't have to see it.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Christmas Card - the White House edition

Dear Mr. Obama,

You are the new president elect. Congratulations. You fought a hard....well, you fought a fight anyways. And you won. Good job. Take a gold star.

I'm sure you'll be getting lots of lovely presents this year. And so I thought I'd add mine to the pile (sadly, we at Machiavelli 2.0 don't do returns).

Your present from Machiavelli 2.0 is this - I'm forewarning you. We may be a Democrat-leaning blog, but we will not shy away from mocking anything you do that can get a good old-fashioned (snarky) laugh. So be ready. Ordinary progressives may be miffed at you, but I think you can take them - they do tend to be pacifists (pansies). But I'm not. You may be able to fight moral outrage and birkenstock-wearing protesters. But snarky, slightly disdainful satire? No way. So, make policy with that in mind.

Best wishes,
Machiavelli 2.0

P.S. What is with the Rick Warren thing? Seriously, even George Bush was clever enough not to piss people off until after he took office. Work on it.

My letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been a good girl this year, and I was wondering if I could have a little gift in my stocking.

You see, this year, I voted for a man I thought would be a progressive, sensible president - Barack Obama. I never thought he would change everything, or even most things, but I did think he might change at least one or two. But now Santa, I'm very disheartened. Since winning the election, Obama has appointed Hillary Clinton to be Secretary of State (not to mention other silly Cabinet appointees) and now to top it off has invited megachurch pastor Rick Warren to deliver the invocation at the inaguration. That's not change I can believe in. That's not change at all. If we're just going to keep hawks at the State Department and bigots on the soapbox, then why did we have an election at all?

Anyways, Santa, the thing is, I'm not asking for too much. I'd just like my vote back, please.

Love,
Machiavelli 2.0